Ask the Gear Guy?

Q: When I returned home from work the other night, I caught my wife letting another man try on my "BADLANDS" backpack. How should I handle this?

A: WOW... this is a difficult problem indeed. First you must make it clear to your wife the pain you are feeling and that this breech of trust cannot be tolerated. We are usually firm advocates of forgiveness, however, in this case simply make sure none of your other hunting equipment has been soiled. Then go to your mother's for a few days to sort out your feelings!!!